Oh Mya, How I Love You

Scenerio: Mya's in the bathroom on the toilet. I walk in the bathroom right as she starts pooping. I am still on the other side of the bathroom.

Mya: Mom, your breath stinks!
Me: What? My breath stinks?
Mya: (Now looks like she might cry) Ya, your breath stinks!
Me: Mya, that's your poop you smell - you can't even smell my breath.
Mya: (Still looks like she's about to cry) No, your breath stinks mom!

Thanks Mya, what a compliment!